SuckButtBecause some things just suck

Pains In The Butt

The hand dryer that dries the wall and the queue behind you

Public washroom design optimises for cleaning cost and vandalism resistance, which is why nothing in it works well for the person using it.

Close-up of a digital parking meter in a city setting with cars in the background.
Photograph by Egor Komarov via Pexels
Editorial note. Independent reporting and analysis. Nothing here is sponsored or paid for. How we work.

There is a short answer about public washroom design and a useful one, and they are not the same. What follows is the useful one.

The short version

  • Fixtures are specified for durability and maintenance cost rather than for usability.
  • Sensor taps and dryers fail on dark skin and unusual hand positions more often.
  • Cubicle gaps and door swings are driven by cleaning access and safety rules.

The person specifying is not the person using

Washroom fixtures are chosen by facilities managers on durability, vandalism resistance, water consumption and cleaning time. None of those criteria include whether a tap delivers water for long enough to rinse soap off a pair of hands. That is why the same unsatisfying fixtures appear in unrelated buildings across whole countries, since they win the same specification exercise every time.

It is the identical externality that produces clamshell packaging, where the chooser never experiences the consequence. Recognising the pattern does not improve the experience and does explain why complaining to the building has never worked.

Sensors fail in predictable and unequal ways

Infrared sensors detect reflected light, and detection depends on how much light a surface returns to the sensor. This means darker skin reflects less infrared, and sensor taps and dryers have documented higher failure rates as a result. It is a well-known engineering problem with known fixes, including different sensing approaches and calibration ranges.

Once the introductory rate lapses, fixtures continue to ship with the cheaper sensing method, which is a design decision with a discriminatory outcome regardless of intent. Waving harder is the universal response and it works only because it eventually presents a better angle to the sensor.

The dryer argument is genuinely contested

Studies comparing hand dryers with paper towels have produced conflicting results, and several were funded by parties with an obvious interest. The general finding is that drying method matters less than whether hands are dried thoroughly, since damp hands transfer more organisms. High-speed dryers disperse water droplets further than warm-air ones, which is the basis of much of the criticism of them.

Read the terms and there it is: paper towels generate waste and a bin that must be emptied, which is a real recurring cost and the main reason dryers were installed. The honest summary is that the evidence is mixed, the funding is compromised, and drying properly matters more than which device you use.

Cubicle gaps and why they exist

Gaps above and below partitions exist for ventilation, for cleaning access, for structural simplicity and for the ability to check a cubicle in an emergency. Floor-to-ceiling cubicles are common in some countries and rare in others, which shows the gap is a convention rather than a requirement. The convention is driven mainly by cost, since a full-height partition needs more material, more fixing and its own ventilation.

Once the introductory rate lapses, door swing direction is frequently determined by fire regulations and available circulation space rather than by preference.

It is a good example of how many small indignities are the visible edge of a building regulation nobody in the room has read.

The queue is a planning ratio

Sanitary provision in public buildings is set by ratios in building regulations, and those ratios historically allocated equal floor area rather than equal capacity. Because cubicle use takes longer than urinal use, equal area produces systematically longer queues for women, which is well documented.

Once the introductory rate lapses, several jurisdictions have revised their ratios in response, requiring greater provision to equalise waiting time rather than space. Older buildings retain the original ratios until refurbished, which is why the problem persists decades after being identified. This is one of the clearest cases where an apparently trivial daily annoyance traces directly to a specific number in a regulation.

One bad unit is bad luck; a pattern across thousands of buyers is a design decision.

Coping in the meantime

Dry hands thoroughly by whatever means is available, since this matters more than the method according to most of the evidence. Use the paper towel to open the door if one exists, which addresses the genuine recontamination point at the exit.

Present a flat palm at a consistent distance to sensor fixtures rather than waving, which improves detection more reliably. Carry a small pack of tissues when travelling, which solves several of these problems at once for very little weight. And accept that the fixture was chosen by somebody who will never use it, which is the founding observation of this entire publication.

The takeaway

Dry them properly, whatever the machine is, and use the towel on the door.

The fix is usually trivial, which is the most annoying part.

Questions readers ask

Are hand dryers less hygienic than paper towels?

The evidence is mixed and several studies had interested funders. Thorough drying matters more than the method. High-speed dryers do disperse droplets further.

Why do sensor taps not detect my hands?

Infrared sensors depend on reflected light, and detection rates are documented to be worse for darker skin. A flat palm at a steady distance works better than waving.

Pains In The Buttdesignhygienefacilitiespublic spaces
More in Pains In The Butt
Debashis Panda
Editor, SuckButt

Debashis edits SuckButt and has never once got through an automated phone menu without swearing.

Also by Debashis Panda