Things That Suck
The Zip That Fails Before The Coat Does
A zip is one small moving part doing all the work, made of softer metal than the teeth it forces together, and it wears open long before anything else gives up.

The fabric is fine, the seams are fine, and the zip has stopped closing. One inexpensive component has ended the useful life of an otherwise sound garment.
The slider is the entire machine
Zip teeth do not fasten themselves. The slider contains a Y-shaped channel that pulls two rows together at a precise angle and forces each tooth into the gap beside its neighbour.
Going the other way, a wedge inside the slider levers the interlocked teeth apart again. Every function of a zip happens inside that one small piece.
The teeth themselves do almost nothing except hold their shape. If they are intact and the zip still opens behind the slider, the slider is the failure.
Wear happens in the slider, not the teeth
The slider is usually a softer alloy than the teeth, because it must be formed cheaply and must not chew up the tape it runs on.
Every pull grinds the inside of that channel a little. Over time the mouth spreads by a fraction of a millimetre, and the teeth no longer meet at the angle required.
At that point the zip closes behind the slider and immediately opens again, which looks like a dramatic failure and is a very small amount of missing metal.
The load is applied in the wrong direction
A closed zip is strong against being pulled along its length and weak against being pulled apart sideways, which is precisely the force a fitted jacket applies to it.
Garments cut close to the body load the chain outward all day. Bags stuffed past their intended volume do the same, and the strain concentrates at whichever tooth is nearest the slider.
Fabric caught in the channel adds a further wedge, spreading the slider faster than normal use ever would.
The cheapest part sits on the busiest point
Zips are bought by the metre and specified by cost, and the difference between a durable chain and a marginal one is small enough to disappear inside a garment's costing.
The component is also nearly invisible at the point of sale. A shopper checks the fabric, the fit and the stitching, and almost never the branding on the pull.
So the part with the shortest life and the highest use is the one where saving money is least likely to be noticed before purchase.
Repair is possible and rarely offered
A spread slider can often be squeezed gently back into shape, and replacing a slider alone is a genuine repair that leaves the original chain in place.
Very little retail infrastructure exists for that, and replacing a whole zip means unpicking a lining, which costs more in labour than most garments are worth.
The economics therefore push a functioning coat into the bin over a component that costs almost nothing and would take a few minutes to change.
Questions readers ask
Does using an independent repairer void my warranty?
In several jurisdictions a manufacturer cannot void cover simply because an independent repair was carried out, unless that repair caused the fault. Check local rules.
Why is a repair quote as expensive as a new one?
Service processes usually replace whole modules rather than components, and pricing is set against a business built on new units. Independent repair is often cheaper.
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